The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale
Why the open web links it
A surreal, philosophical performance piece exploring time, violence, and absurdity through a slow-motion murder metaphor.
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Cited in 1 Wikipedia article, including The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.